Hydrogen in a Bar

Chemistry Level 1

A Protium isotope of Hydrogen walks into a bar and buys a beer, how much does the beer cost him?

(Hint : The total CHARGE of the atom is the amount it should pay)

0$ as it has no charge, its neutral The beer would be so small for a atom that the bartender doesn't care, so the bill is 0 It has to pay lots, because I don't like Hydrogen atoms This is a dummy answer, don't click it

2 solutions

Siddharth Chakravarty
Jul 18, 2020

I got to know now why atoms, subatomic particles act like waves, appearing here and there like they were drunk. Plus they get beer for free also, as they are neutral.

Wrong, I only said that it bought a beer, it never drank it, they all took it to their master - Einstein

now you know why his hair is all wonky...................................... @Siddharth Chakravarty

EPIC HAIR FLIP (even tho I dont have long hair)

A Former Brilliant Member - 10 months, 4 weeks ago

Who is their master?

Siddharth Chakravarty - 10 months, 4 weeks ago

Einstein @Siddharth Chakravarty - That's why his hair looks wonky LOL XD

A Former Brilliant Member - 10 months, 4 weeks ago

A Former Brilliant Member
Jul 18, 2020

Using your brain method - Protium has one proton and one electron, so the charge is neutral, or there is no charge, and no payment for the beer :)

Elimination of options coz I'm lazy method - You'd obviously be stupid if you clicked the other dummy answers, so its simple :)

PS - You'd be dumber than a hellhound if you clicked the answer that says - "This is a dummy answer, don't click it", and that's saying a lot, you dummy :)

PPS - Don't take offense, dummies :)

Somebody actually got it wrong! LOL XD :P

A Former Brilliant Member - 10 months, 4 weeks ago

Yes, I am the one, I chose:

This is a dummy answer, don't click it

I am dumb :(

Vinayak Srivastava - 10 months ago

LOL, don't worry, there are seven others. @Vinayak Srivastava

A Former Brilliant Member - 9 months, 4 weeks ago

no offense taken ;-)

num IC - 7 months, 2 weeks ago

Hydrogen in a Bar

2 solutions

Using your brain method - Protium has one proton and one electron, so the charge is neutral, or there is no charge, and no payment for the beer :)

Elimination of options coz I'm lazy method - You'd obviously be stupid if you clicked the other dummy answers, so its simple :)

PS - You'd be dumber than a hellhound if you clicked the answer that says - "This is a dummy answer, don't click it", and that's saying a lot, you dummy :)

PPS - Don't take offense, dummies :)

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