: A proof that girls are evil (its a joke people, don't take offense)
Girls require time and money, so...
Girls =
Time is money, so...
Girls =
Money is the root of all evil, so...
(Again, its a joke, don't kill me please)
: Life is half happiness and half sadness(This is more insightful than funny)
Life + Love = Happiness
Life - Love = Sadness
Adding the equations, and cancelling out +Love and -Love, we get...
Life = Happiness + Sadness
: Cats have nine lives, so why can't dogs have nine legs? (Kinda stupid, honestly)
No dog has 5 legs,
A dog has 4 more legs than no dog,
: Pizza cylinder
A cylinder with radius and height has volume...
(PI x Z x Z x A is PIZZA, for those who didn't get it)
: Se* = Fun (This is explicit...Sadly)
Let
Then...
So, Se* = Fun.......(Sorry, but it is kinda funny. If you didn't get it, and are older than 13 years, think of the integral as an S)
: Salary Theorem (Similiar to Proof 1)
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Power = Work/Time
Knowledge = Work/Time
Knowledge = Work/Money
Money = Work/Knowledge
As knowledge approaches 0, money becomes infinity, so it is safe to say that the richest people are quite dumb and to get a good salary, you must be dumb. (Don't tell Bill Gates or Jeff Bezos that I said that)
(I will add Latex to this proof later)
: Flying Magnets are good to attract women (more instructions than proof)
If you need attractive women or girls to be attracted by you, do the following
Hurl a magnet somewhere at the speed of light squared
Throw in some useless variables like h, i and k.
You have now got your very own, CHICK MAGNET!!!!!
LOL I love this one LOL
I will add more when I have the time, please suggest some funny proofs in the comments as well. Until then, Peace!
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@Krishna Karthik, @Frisk Dreemurr - Why have you guys posted 10 messages and deleted them all? Need I remind you that is is annoying and frustrating :)
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idk srijan does that sometimes
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Ya, but Srijian is not here. I don't think he has seen this. I got 10-11 notifs from Krishna and Hamza all from this note, all deleted...
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@Percy Jackson, I have another one: According to the law of "Schrödinger's cat", which is when you put and cat and a poisonous gas bottle into a box which you can't see inside, the cat is simultaneously both alive and dead in parallel universes, which made a funny theory:
C fro cat, A for alive, D for dead
C=A C=D A≠D
confusing right?
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Yeah. Literally everything quantum breaks the laws of classical physics. That's why quantum physics was invented.
Hey Einstein, Percy Jackson broke your laws of Relativity
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Yes, I'm awesome :)
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Nhi tum nhi ho
You can't throw something at the speed of light squared💡💡💡💡 but anyway my joke/proof
Rule of Topology:
How to turn a doughnut into a sphere:
Topologist: LOL you can't! (Wrong!!!)
Get a doughnut
Nibble and bite at the doughnut (the rule says no cutting, not no nibbling and biting, and it's a doughnut, everyone wants to nibble at a doughnut, right?) until it becomes a banana shape
Stretch the banana shape into a sphere
Tell the topologists who go to your house to piss off
I am offended by the first proof LOL
Plus I don't need money, I need time
Oh wait
T I M E I S M O N E Y
still, LOL
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@Frisk Dreemurr Lol but I thought hos charge per hour?
Jk I'm kidding lol
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lol, Bros before hoes :)
Ha, you should be lol. Its simple proof of bros before hoes! lol if you check urban dictionary for bros before hoes, you'll find this -
"A woman went out at night and came back next morning. Her husband asked here where she had been, and she said she was at a friend's place. The husband called up his wife's 10 best friends to ask if she had been to their places, and all of them said they had no idea where she was. Another night, the man went out, and came back next morning. When the wife asked him, he also said he'd been at a friend's house. The wife called 10 best friends of the husband, and 8 of them said that the husband had been to their houses. The other two said he was still there. Bros Before Hoes!"
LOL @Frisk Dreemurr, @Krishna Karthik
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I heard about bros before hoes from the movie "Bad neighbours".
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LOL
thats some dumb logic right there
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because when you don't do something, its almost always the same as doing it and being bad at it.
@Katniss Everdeen - Look at these :)
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Proof 1 - I might go Hunger Games on you for that...kidding bro, its cool
Proof 2 - Nice
Proof 3 - Stupidly hilarious
Proof 4 - Awesome
Proof 5 - You clearly didn't read my comment about me being 10 did you? I mean I understand the integration, but the end...seriously? Maybe you should put the 13+ warning before the proof, so that people can actually be warned before reading it? Other than your stupidity, its fine i guess...(I know what sex is, but I do not prefer using words like those, because, obviously, I'm 10)
Proof 6 - Surprisingly funny
Proof 7 - Your looks are the real chick magnet(coz you're Percy Freaking Jackson!), and also it violates the theory of relativity.
All in all, you are one heck of an amusing asshole Jackson...
@Percy Jackson
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@Katniss Everdeen, it says in your profile that you are 16 lol
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Oh...um...oops, didn't know you were too young to actually be fine with seeing sexual words :)
It's great! I feel absolute satisfaction and happiness when I solve such challenging or interesting math problems. I don't know how to explain it, but this inner state really motivates me and makes me happy. On the page https://writingbros.com/essay-examples/happiness, I read a lot of essays about happiness and realized that it is in the flow and when we manage to solve life's tasks, we can experience happiness.
@Frisk Dreemurr, @Nathan Soliman, @Krishna Karthik - A hilarious compilation of math proofs that are not math proofs lol
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Some say a jar is half full, some say it's half-empty. But I see it as a realistic cake.
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What's the joke, I don't get it.
@Krishna Karthik - See Proof 5 lol
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@Percy Jackson Lol the last one was witty indeed. Btw theorem no 1 can be proved by the lemma "Bros before hos"
I should show theorem no 5 to my business teacher and see what she says
See Proof 7 @Krishna Karthik lol a real chick magnet lol
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@Percy Jackson check these out lol TROLL SIENCE
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LOL that is so cringy yet funny
@Nikolas Кraj - See proof 5. I think you will like it, based on your comments in my other problem.
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I saw this before you commented and indeed these are funny💣 I do not understand calculus but in my knowledge of math memes, integration of e^x is pointless yet you consider it as fun?
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Oh oooohhhh, the integral is the S, LOOL!!!😂😂
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Look at my note "Introduction to the new decade 2020 !" It's also funny, although I didn't expect 2020 to be this bad 🤷
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well, yeet :)