Mathematics Jokes 3!
Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can't drink and derive...
Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots.
Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the s out!
Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
A: It's two gross.
Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.
Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle?
A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
Q: Why did I divide sin by tan?
A: Just cos.
Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation?
A: To Times Square.
Q: What do you call friends who love math?
A: algebros
Q: What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A: A roamin' numeral.
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q: Why did the mutually exclusive events break up?
A: They had nothing in common.
Several scientists were all posed the following question: "What is pi ?"
The engineer said: "It is approximately 3 and 1/7"
The physicist said: "It is 3.14159"
The mathematician thought a bit, and replied "It is equal to pi".
(A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!" )
comment any other you know!
math is fun
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Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have a beer." The second says, "I'll have half a beer." The third says, "I'll have a quarter of a beer." The barman pulls out just two beers. The mathematicians are all like, "That's all you're giving us? How drunk do you expect us to get on that?" The bartender says, "Come on guys. Know your limits."
What happened to Windows 9?
Well, 7 8 9.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world:
those who understand binary, and those who don't.
You missed the one about pi r square. The answer, "They're not. Pie are round!'
Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
Student: You told me not to use tables.
Q: What is the definition of a polar bear?
A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.
The last is very funny! Nice jokes!
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thanks! :D
I didn't understand the pi one...
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pi. Just pi.
Note that a mathematician uses logic often to derive his answers. So when he asked what is pi, he answered that it was equal to pi. It is, technically, correct.
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Right, Thanks.
A photon walks into a hotel to check out a room, and the bellhop says to it, "Do you need help carrying any baggage?" The photon replies, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
it is nice
Q:what do zero say to the eight? A:nice belt! -this joke is too funny >_<
Joke 7. The sin ad tan should be the other way around.
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nope! check it again :D
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Oh, LOL, I misread it! :D