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Joke 1: First Physics Law of Cartoons: Gravity will not work 'till you look down.
Joke 2: Physics would've been much easier if a "tree" had fallen on Newton's head instead of the "apple".
Joke 3: Physics ['fiziks] (n: functioning as singular): 1. (Physics/General Physics) the branch of science concerned with extremely long and complicated formulas to describe how a ball rolls.
Joke 4: If it's green and wriggles it's biology. If it stinks it's chemistry. If it doesn't work it's physics.
A helium atom walked into the bar. The bartender says "We don't serve helium atoms here". It didn't react.
The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve neutrinos here". A neutrino walks into a bar.
Two chemists walk into a bar. One orders H2O. The second orders some H2O too. The second chemist dies.
Never trust an atom--they make up everything!
Heisenberg was stopped for speeding in a highway. The police officer asks "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied "No, but I know where I am."
I'd tell you some more chemistry and other misc. science jokes, but I'm afraid all the good ones argon. ⌢¨
Here is a variation of 5: Heisenberg and Schrodinger were riding together down the highway. They got pulled over for speeding and the police officer asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied "No, but I know where I was." Thinking this to be an odd answer, the police asked them to open the trunk. He found a dead cat inside. He asked "Did you know that you have a dead cat in the trunk?" To which Schrodinger replied "I do now."
HAHAHAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! The third, fourth and last jokes are especially funny!!! Your post deserves an upvote, a like and a reshare! Hahaha!!! Encore!!!!
All the physicists are playing hide and seek. Einstein is the ‘den’ and stands against the wall with his eyes closed and counts till 100 to enable all the physicists to run and hide. At the count of 100 Einstein turns around and finds Newton standing there.
He screams, “Newton, you are out!” Newton says, “No, I ‘m not!”
Einstein says, “Yes, you are. I can see you here in front of me”.
Newton says, “I’m not out. Pascal is.”
Einstein is a bit confused and starts to scratch his head and beard.
Newton says “Here, Let me explain”
He draws a square one meter by one meter on the floor and stands in the middle of it and says,
“Newton per meter square is a Pascal, so it’s Pascal who’s out not me”
Story of Newton's laws:-
A cow was walking ... NEWTON stopped it .. it stopped walking.... He found his 1st law that "An object continues to move unless it is stopped..."
He gave a force by kicking the cow ... It gave a sound "MA" ... He found 2nd law of motion "F=MA"
After that cow gave a kick to Newton ,then he found 3rd law of motion.... "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction"......
This is the original story.....!!! :D
What is the difference between a physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician?
If an engineer walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it on the fire and puts it out.
If a physicist walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it eloquently around the fire and lets the fire put itself out.
If a mathematician walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he convinces himself there is a solution and leaves.
Haha, that's a nice one I have never heard about before. Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle and Godel Incompleteness Theorem (cool names) both play a part in it nicely ⌣¨
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D'you know who was created by mixing Sulfur, Astatine, Vanadium, Iodine, and Potassium?? Don't try @Sharky Kesa your name can't be coded :D
Ooh... clever.
For those who don't understand: the wife asks if it was a boy or girl. It WAS a boy or girl, because it was either a boy or a girl, and basically the wife asked if it was either a boy or a girl, meaning she asked if it was one of the two: boy or girl.
Three mathematicians and three physicists are travelling by train to a conference. The physicists each buy a ticket, but the mathematicians buy only one between the three of them. The mathematicians hide in the toilet when the ticket collector arrives, and hand the ticket to him through the door. On the return journey, the physicists decide to play the same trick and buy only one ticket between the three of them. The mathematicians don't buy any tickets this time. When the physicists are hiding in the toilet, one of the mathematicians knocks on the door and says, "Tickets, please!"
The moral of the story is that physicists use mathematicians' ideas, but they don't understand the principles behind them.
Student's law of tention
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Pressure is inversely proportional to the number of days left for the exam
Where “i will start my studies for the exam from tomorrow" remains constant
To start you off, A little boy refused to run anymore. When his mother asked him why, he replied, "I heard that the faster you go, the shorter you become."
A Higgs-Boson particle walks into a church. The priest says "How dare you come in here! You are not allowed! You call yourself the God Particle! That is sacrilegious." The Higgs-Boson particle says "If you don't allow me, how will you have mass!"
another version-Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says "Did you know you were going at 80mph in a 30mph zone?
Heisenberg says "Dammit! Now I'm lost!"
There is a boy running really fast while doing his homework , his mother asked why are you running while holding a book and he said I heard that times slows down the faster you go so more time for homework
I'm trying to think of a prime example of a math joke, but apart from two all of them are pretty odd.
Are we a probability density function? Because no matter how far we're spread out we always seem to be one.
I hope you don't find quantum mechanics too Bohring.
I guess I'll stop now because your head probably Hertz from the frequency of my puns.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one asks for one pint. The second one asks for half a pint. The third one asks for a quarter of a pint. The fourth one asks for an eighth of a pint. This keeps on happening. Frustrated, the bartender hands them two pints and says "You mathematicians, you just don't know your limit."
Richard Feynman, while having dinner with friends at Chinatown, was once goaded by a shell game con man to play for a chance to win. He let the con man cleverly shuffle around his shells, and then when he was asked to guess where the pea was, Feynman said, "Well, what I do know is where the pea is not. It is not under this shell and it's not under that shell. Am I right?" The con man had to let Feynman win his bet.
After years of research on flying patterns, a physicist found the difference between a mosquito and a fly. A fly could fly, but a mosquito could not mosquito.
Heard of a physicist who proved that a bumblebee cannot fly. He missed the Nobel.
Two atoms are walking together. One of the atoms starts panicking.
"I think I lost an electron!" He cried.
"Are you sure?" Said the other.
"Yes! I'm positive!"
In heaven all greats of science are playing hide and seek.Einstein was supposed to find them.newton stood in an area of 1square meter.Einstein found him and shouted I found. You newton. Newton said I'm not newton I'm pascal.....
Relativity redefined: When you playing your favorite game, an hour seems like a second. but when you are getting scolded a second seems like an hour. That's RELATIVITY!!!!!!!
It's actually true that sometimes when you are waiting for a lesson to end it seems like now a second is now actually 20 minutes and went you want a little bit morrree time to finish your exam, THE CLOCK STARTS COUNTING MINUTES LIKE THEIR ACTUALLY SECONDS !! And at times you might start getting suspicious about THE REALITY OF TIME ¡¡¡
Farmer Fred wishes to enclose the greatest area of land with the smallest length of fence for his herd of sheep. Unwisely, he contacts the local university, which sends Engineer Erin, Geographer Gerold, and Topologist Thomas.
Engineer Erin builds a circular enclosure. "Out of all shapes, it has the greatest area-to-perimeter ratio," he explains.
Geographer Gerold takes a world globe and builds a model fence circling the 'world'. "For all purposes, consider yourself to have an enclosure containing half of the Earth."
To Farmer Fred's surprise, Topologist Thomas builds nothing at all. "What is your plan?" Farmer Fred asks, puzzled.
Topologist Thomas smiles. "Consider the fact that the Earth's surface, for our purposes, is a finite, boundless, two-dimensional manifold, which your herd of sheep cannot leave..."
A physicist and a mathematician are stranded on an island. There are two coconut trees on the island. The physicist claims one as his own and the mathematician does the same. After a while, the physicist starts feeling hungry. He looks at his tree and sees a coconut there. So, he measures the elevation of the top of the tree and after having pulled out his Vernier Calipers, he measures pieces of wood, determines the Young's modulus, cuts them to the right length and uses them to create a structure which enables him to reach the coconut.
Now, the mathematician who was watching the physicist, feels hungry. He looks up at his tree and notices a coconut too. Then he takes one hour to climb up the tree, takes the coconut, comes down in fifteen minutes, goes to the physicist's tree, climbs it in another hour, comes down in fifteen minutes and asks the physicist to help him,
thus reducing the problem to a previously solved one.
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Don't space in-between; and [anything] means you can insert whatever. It's rather a guide for yourself.
For example: ! [epic] (https://d18l82el6cdm1i.cloudfront.net/solvable/d55e6c8537.20beed61f5.8YrNUy.jpg)
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oh and please don't mention any Naruto content past Hashirama's and Madara's story in June. I haven't watched it over the summer. And I do not read manga.
This is something like a stressbuster...
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Public: Don't know. Tell us.
Me: Oh! I was hoping one of you would know!!!!!
Q What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
A From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.
Q Why can't you trust an atom?
A They make up everything.
Q Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?
A Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
Q: How ugly is your mom?(Just a joke)
A: Even Fluorine won't bind to her!
Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met.
A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
Newtons 5th Law: "performance of the boys in the exams decreases when the number of girls in the exam hall increases"
A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church, but the preacher says "Get out of here, you are a disgrace; you call yourself the ‘God particle' when there is only one true God!" The Higgs Boson replies "Well if I am not here, how can you have mass?"
What is the difference between a physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician? If an engineer walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it on the fire and puts it out. If a physicist walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it eloquently around the fire and lets the fire put itself out. If a mathematician walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he convinces himself there is a solution and leaves.
A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend. The physicist: "A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment." The mathematician: "A wife. You have security." The computer scientist: "Both. When I'm not with my wife, she thinks I'm with my girlfriend. With my girlfriend it's vice versa. And I can be with my computer without anyone disturbing me..."
Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The other says, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"
If friction is independent of velocity, then can anybody explain me why is a matchstick struck fast (means with high velocity) onto the side of the matchbox to light the matchstick?
because when time is more then the same heat produced by the chemical reaction b/w the stick and the matchbox grains due to friction dissipates and is not enough to ignite the stick. If the same heat is produced in less time by stricking it fast then the heat is sufficient to ignite before it dissipates.
Why was Heisenberg bad at relationships ?!?
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Coz wen he got d position ryt he didn't get d momentum
And wen he got d momentum ryt, he didn't get d position.. xD :-P
Why was Heisenberg bad at relationships??!? ....
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Coz wen he got d position right, he didn't get d momentum.
And wen he got d momentum ryt he didn't get d position..xD ;-) :-P
Integral and Calculus in love, but suddenly Calculus request for a break up. Integral said, "But why?" Calculus answered, "We don't have CHEMISTRY on us."
Quantum physicists are weak in sex!Because if they have the right position, then didn't have momentum. And if they have the momentum, then don't know where to use! #lol
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its challenging ! great mind of Indian electrician
I don't get the funny part of it.
to find what?
Charge and energy will remain conserved. This is what kirchoff would say
Hehe can u apply loop rule in it.....
a challenging one!
Good one, from where you found this out.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
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Nice one!
HAHAHA!!!!
Great
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godlike joke~lol~
2 nd joke is really funny :) LoL
Newton discovered gravitation when a apple fall on his head. Why didn't he discovered it when he was pissing. was it going in the air.
i saw the first joke on youtube
Number 1,3 and 4 are my best HAHAHAAAAAAAAA ROFL But not laughing out loud ! It's all in my head.
ok we understanding these problems with great attention
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i wish i could upvote this multiple times, good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks
HAHAHAHA Wow nice one
HAHAHAAAH!!!!!
I didn't get the other jokes, but this I did. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Good one Abdulmuttalib
A helium atom walked into the bar. The bartender says "We don't serve helium atoms here". It didn't react.
The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve neutrinos here". A neutrino walks into a bar.
Two chemists walk into a bar. One orders H2O. The second orders some H2O too. The second chemist dies.
Never trust an atom--they make up everything!
Heisenberg was stopped for speeding in a highway. The police officer asks "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied "No, but I know where I am."
I'd tell you some more chemistry and other misc. science jokes, but I'm afraid all the good ones argon. ⌢¨
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Here is a variation of 5: Heisenberg and Schrodinger were riding together down the highway. They got pulled over for speeding and the police officer asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied "No, but I know where I was." Thinking this to be an odd answer, the police asked them to open the trunk. He found a dead cat inside. He asked "Did you know that you have a dead cat in the trunk?" To which Schrodinger replied "I do now."
The argon one was the most hilarious
They are from Quora, I think. I got 'em from Quora. Nice jokes!
Those totally cracked me up esp. #2
Nice ones I like the first the most!
HAHAHAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! The third, fourth and last jokes are especially funny!!! Your post deserves an upvote, a like and a reshare! Hahaha!!! Encore!!!!
I love the Heisenberg's one!!!
All the physicists are playing hide and seek. Einstein is the ‘den’ and stands against the wall with his eyes closed and counts till 100 to enable all the physicists to run and hide. At the count of 100 Einstein turns around and finds Newton standing there. He screams, “Newton, you are out!” Newton says, “No, I ‘m not!” Einstein says, “Yes, you are. I can see you here in front of me”. Newton says, “I’m not out. Pascal is.” Einstein is a bit confused and starts to scratch his head and beard. Newton says “Here, Let me explain” He draws a square one meter by one meter on the floor and stands in the middle of it and says, “Newton per meter square is a Pascal, so it’s Pascal who’s out not me”
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Great one !!
Great!!!
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n1 bro..
Story of Newton's laws:- A cow was walking ... NEWTON stopped it .. it stopped walking.... He found his 1st law that "An object continues to move unless it is stopped..." He gave a force by kicking the cow ... It gave a sound "MA" ... He found 2nd law of motion "F=MA" After that cow gave a kick to Newton ,then he found 3rd law of motion.... "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction"...... This is the original story.....!!! :D
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Newton's 4th Law: Loose motion cant come in slow motion :)
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Good!!!
Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"
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First class!
Two cats stand on a roof. Which one falls off first?
The one with the smaller mu
What is the difference between a physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician?
If an engineer walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it on the fire and puts it out.
If a physicist walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it eloquently around the fire and lets the fire put itself out.
If a mathematician walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he convinces himself there is a solution and leaves.
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Ha! Good one!
Heisenberg: i am not certain if what i am telling you is a funny joke or not, can we know?
Kurt Gudel: no, because we are inside it
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Haha, that's a nice one I have never heard about before. Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle and Godel Incompleteness Theorem (cool names) both play a part in it nicely ⌣¨
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I agree
Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?
OMg!
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Did you know Oxygen went on a date with Potassium? It was OK.
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Sulfur, Tungsten and Silver became best friends. #SWAG
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@Sharky Kesa your name can't be coded :D
D'you know who was created by mixing Sulfur, Astatine, Vanadium, Iodine, and Potassium?? Don't tryAnd then there was another Potassium atom ruining the party. K2O and that's what it's actually supposed to be.
Reminds me of all those cheesy TV drama series which I always get a good laugh at. :D
Lol. But technically it's MgO (magnesium oxide)
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You ruined it! (weep)
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Ha nice one.
My physics professor told me I had a lot of potential..... and pushed me off the floor
Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
A: From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.
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Physics plus word play! Yea!
More of a math joke: Square root of -1 and pi are in an argument. Frustrated, square root of -1 tells pi to "Be rational!". Pi responds "Get real!"
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You can buy these T shirts on amazon...
Aren't these math jokes, not physics?
This isn't really Physics but,
A logician's wife is having a baby. The wife asks if it was a boy or girl. The logician says "Yes".
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He he
Ooh... clever. For those who don't understand: the wife asks if it was a boy or girl. It WAS a boy or girl, because it was either a boy or a girl, and basically the wife asked if it was either a boy or a girl, meaning she asked if it was one of the two: boy or girl.
Hihihi haaa
Three mathematicians and three physicists are travelling by train to a conference. The physicists each buy a ticket, but the mathematicians buy only one between the three of them. The mathematicians hide in the toilet when the ticket collector arrives, and hand the ticket to him through the door. On the return journey, the physicists decide to play the same trick and buy only one ticket between the three of them. The mathematicians don't buy any tickets this time. When the physicists are hiding in the toilet, one of the mathematicians knocks on the door and says, "Tickets, please!"
The moral of the story is that physicists use mathematicians' ideas, but they don't understand the principles behind them.
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in that case I tend to be a mathematician
Student's law of tention . . . . Pressure is inversely proportional to the number of days left for the exam Where “i will start my studies for the exam from tomorrow" remains constant
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very true...
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip ?
To get to the same side !!!
A neutron walks into a bar and asks : how much for a drink ?
The bartender says .. For you , no charge !
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BBT!
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Its not from BBT ! ......
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Bazinga!!
Atom 1: I just lost an electron.
Atom 2: Are you sure?
Atom 1: I'm positive.
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An atom which becomes positive is no longer an atom. :)
Q:What do you get when you mix 2 iron atoms & cobalt?
A:CoFFee!!!!
Q:Why did a scientist install a door knocker?
A:coz he wanted to win a no-bell prize!!!!!!!!
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here's another version: What do you get after reaction of two sodium atoms with a Barium atom...A BaNaNa
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good one.
Ha, i just came up with this now
Girl you are at a high potential today
I must have worked you
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Nice one!
To start you off, A little boy refused to run anymore. When his mother asked him why, he replied, "I heard that the faster you go, the shorter you become."
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Poor boy he clearly needs to be in school a little bit longer.
Physicists are made up of atoms. A physicist is an attempt of atoms to understand themselves
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this is a quote by Michio Kaku Japanese-American theoretical physicist
Excuse me, but I'm really attracted to you and according to Newton's law of gravitational, you're attracted to me, too.
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i should tell this to my crush. Hope I don't get a high velocity assault!!
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Haha
A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks, "May I take your bags?" The photon replies "It's fine, thanks. I'm travelling light."
A Higgs-Boson particle walks into a church. The priest says "How dare you come in here! You are not allowed! You call yourself the God Particle! That is sacrilegious." The Higgs-Boson particle says "If you don't allow me, how will you have mass!"
What do physicist enjoy doing the most at sporting events? The wave!
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HA Ha Funny one
Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am."
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another version-Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says "Did you know you were going at 80mph in a 30mph zone? Heisenberg says "Dammit! Now I'm lost!"
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ha ha... Poor Heisenberg
Hahahahaaaaa hihihihi
There is a boy running really fast while doing his homework , his mother asked why are you running while holding a book and he said I heard that times slows down the faster you go so more time for homework
I'm trying to think of a prime example of a math joke, but apart from two all of them are pretty odd. Are we a probability density function? Because no matter how far we're spread out we always seem to be one. I hope you don't find quantum mechanics too Bohring. I guess I'll stop now because your head probably Hertz from the frequency of my puns.
How was Heisenberg "certain" that he had developed the correct "Uncertainity" Principle
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Hmmm indeed.
An antiparticle exits into a bar.
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It orders two drinks. A tachyon walks into a bar.
Why did Heisenberg lost his car key? Because he knows to much about its momentum.
And...
Schrödinger was at the airport getting his stuff being checked by the airport officer.
Officer : Sir, do you know that you're bringing a dead cat? Schrödinger: Oh shoot! Why would you guys have to look at it.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one asks for one pint. The second one asks for half a pint. The third one asks for a quarter of a pint. The fourth one asks for an eighth of a pint. This keeps on happening. Frustrated, the bartender hands them two pints and says "You mathematicians, you just don't know your limit."
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Haha
A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
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Bazzingaa...!!!
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium
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Haahaha
Richard Feynman, while having dinner with friends at Chinatown, was once goaded by a shell game con man to play for a chance to win. He let the con man cleverly shuffle around his shells, and then when he was asked to guess where the pea was, Feynman said, "Well, what I do know is where the pea is not. It is not under this shell and it's not under that shell. Am I right?" The con man had to let Feynman win his bet.
After years of research on flying patterns, a physicist found the difference between a mosquito and a fly. A fly could fly, but a mosquito could not mosquito. Heard of a physicist who proved that a bumblebee cannot fly. He missed the Nobel.
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I don't get it.
Two atoms are walking together. One of the atoms starts panicking. "I think I lost an electron!" He cried. "Are you sure?" Said the other. "Yes! I'm positive!"
In heaven all greats of science are playing hide and seek.Einstein was supposed to find them.newton stood in an area of 1square meter.Einstein found him and shouted I found. You newton. Newton said I'm not newton I'm pascal.....
dispraptor/timeraptor= Velociraptor
Relativity redefined: When you playing your favorite game, an hour seems like a second. but when you are getting scolded a second seems like an hour. That's RELATIVITY!!!!!!!
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Wow genius! lol.
It's actually true that sometimes when you are waiting for a lesson to end it seems like now a second is now actually 20 minutes and went you want a little bit morrree time to finish your exam, THE CLOCK STARTS COUNTING MINUTES LIKE THEIR ACTUALLY SECONDS !! And at times you might start getting suspicious about THE REALITY OF TIME ¡¡¡
Q: Which weapon is made up of potassium, nickel and iron?
A: KNiFe.
Q: Which is the most acidic object in your house?
A: pHone.
Farmer Fred wishes to enclose the greatest area of land with the smallest length of fence for his herd of sheep. Unwisely, he contacts the local university, which sends Engineer Erin, Geographer Gerold, and Topologist Thomas.
Engineer Erin builds a circular enclosure. "Out of all shapes, it has the greatest area-to-perimeter ratio," he explains.
Geographer Gerold takes a world globe and builds a model fence circling the 'world'. "For all purposes, consider yourself to have an enclosure containing half of the Earth."
To Farmer Fred's surprise, Topologist Thomas builds nothing at all. "What is your plan?" Farmer Fred asks, puzzled.
Topologist Thomas smiles. "Consider the fact that the Earth's surface, for our purposes, is a finite, boundless, two-dimensional manifold, which your herd of sheep cannot leave..."
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HaahhaHihihi What a mind blowing explanation hiihihihi from Topologist Thomas mmHahahahahah
What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG
What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
Let me atom.
Which cat fell off the roof first?
The one with the smallest mu!
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I don't get it. Could you clarify? Thank you.
Einstien on Heisenberg's Principle : My God Does Not Play With DICE
Scientist 1: You're too dense. Scientist 2:Aren't we all?
It's not a physics joke but ∣CX2 NX2∣→cyanogen mod
4th law of motion: Loose motion can not be done in slow motion.
Just a silly question how to post a picture..??
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! [anything] (URL link of the picture)
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wait it doesnot work
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For example: ! [epic] (https://d18l82el6cdm1i.cloudfront.net/solvable/d55e6c8537.20beed61f5.8YrNUy.jpg)
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oh and please don't mention any Naruto content past Hashirama's and Madara's story in June. I haven't watched it over the summer. And I do not read manga.
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Q. what do we get when we cross between ampere(andre marie) and ohm(george simon). A. volt(alessandro volta) V= I* R
This is something like a stressbuster... Me: Why did the chicken cross the road? Public: Don't know. Tell us. Me: Oh! I was hoping one of you would know!!!!!
I love this post. Seriously, that was not a joke.
The is the best platform I have ever come across in my life
upside down!
Its problem of relative motion
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Q What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
A From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.
Q Why can't you trust an atom?
A They make up everything.
Q Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?
A Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
Q: How ugly is your mom?(Just a joke)
A: Even Fluorine won't bind to her!
Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met.
A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
Newtons 5th Law: "performance of the boys in the exams decreases when the number of girls in the exam hall increases"
A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church, but the preacher says "Get out of here, you are a disgrace; you call yourself the ‘God particle' when there is only one true God!" The Higgs Boson replies "Well if I am not here, how can you have mass?"
What is the difference between a physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician? If an engineer walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it on the fire and puts it out. If a physicist walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it eloquently around the fire and lets the fire put itself out. If a mathematician walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he convinces himself there is a solution and leaves.
A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend. The physicist: "A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment." The mathematician: "A wife. You have security." The computer scientist: "Both. When I'm not with my wife, she thinks I'm with my girlfriend. With my girlfriend it's vice versa. And I can be with my computer without anyone disturbing me..."
Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The other says, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"
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Hey, you got those of that website!
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Which website
Source: XKCD Schrodinger's Comic
Heard of that Physicist who proved that a bumblebee cannot fly.
may OUR HAPPINESS becomes a black hole so that it cant escape from us forever...............
If friction is independent of velocity, then can anybody explain me why is a matchstick struck fast (means with high velocity) onto the side of the matchbox to light the matchstick?
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because when time is more then the same heat produced by the chemical reaction b/w the stick and the matchbox grains due to friction dissipates and is not enough to ignite the stick. If the same heat is produced in less time by stricking it fast then the heat is sufficient to ignite before it dissipates.
May God , bounds our friends with GRAVITATIONAL force and our enemies with COLOUMBS repulsion force......
Why was Heisenberg bad at relationships ?!? . . . Coz wen he got d position ryt he didn't get d momentum And wen he got d momentum ryt, he didn't get d position.. xD :-P
Do you know why Heisenberg's wife was never satisfied with him ??? .
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Because When he held the position he did not have the velocity. And
when he had had the time he did not have the energy.
Why was Heisenberg bad at relationships??!? .... . . . . Coz wen he got d position right, he didn't get d momentum. And wen he got d momentum ryt he didn't get d position..xD ;-) :-P
Integral and Calculus in love, but suddenly Calculus request for a break up. Integral said, "But why?" Calculus answered, "We don't have CHEMISTRY on us."
Dinosaur is falling freely because of gravity,its postion is vertical because of friction by air
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Find the terminal velociraptor
I don't get it.
What we learn in "physical educations" will make us good at Physics, won't them?
Physics is fun, not a 'joke'.
Quantum physicists are weak in sex!Because if they have the right position, then didn't have momentum. And if they have the momentum, then don't know where to use! #lol